EPIC Warriors Chatroom

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Eternally_Cliché: o well hai thar, firestar
EPICFIRE345: This is SUPPOSED to be a warriors-only chat, Lionpaw
Eternally_Cliché: XDDDD u silly …. Ah be the warrior nao!!! XDDDDDD ME IS LIONBLAZZZE.

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Eternally_Cliché: BRUDDER!!! WE IS BFFS NAO!!! OMG! 4EVARRRRRRRRRRRR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emoplotbunny: Oh Starclan…. He’s talking in chatspeak again. Why doesn’t he just sell himself to ICanHazCheezburger.com and be done with it?!
Eternally_Cliché: OMFG!!!! I <3 lolcats! EPICWIN.
Emoplotbunny: *wants to die now*
EPICFIRE345: Is this how ALL new warriors talk, Jayfeather?
Emoplotbunny: No. I think all of the plot devices have finally gotten to him.

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Pointless_Mary-Sue: I’m pregnant again!!  YAYS. *goes to change Facebook status*
Creepy_Starsoul: How the heck did SCOURGE get in here!?!? Wtf.
SpartanScourgeBlood123: I could say, “How the heck did CINDERPELT get in here!?!? Wtf,” but I’m not.
Creepy_Starsoul: HELLO, I’M CINDERHEART. Doofus.
SpartanScourgeBlood123: THAT’S MR.DOOFUS TO YOU, B*TCH!!!! I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT WITH A PACK OF RAGING WOLFHOUNDS THIRSTY FOR BLOOD AND WILL PROCEED TO DISEMBOWL YOUR PATHETIC BEING!!!!
Creppy_Starsoul: Gotta love how he threatens my life but is too much of a pansy to say “b*tch’ over the internet. Oh, wait….does the stupid chat block it out!? That’s gay.
Emoplotbunny: lol.
FangirlFodder72: Wow, Jayfeather actually laughed at something!
Emoplotbunny: Love the username, Crowfeather.
FangirlFodder72: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MEEEE!?!? THIS THE FAKE NAME I USE TO MEET WOMEN OVER THE INTERNET!
Emoplotbunny: I rest my case.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: I would meet him on the internet even if he DID use a stupid name XD
Emoplotbunny: Yes, Daisy, but I’m also pretty sure you would sleep with a rock if it could get you pregnant long enough for you to stay out of actual warrior duties, so it doesn’t really matter.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: You’re just jeaulous
Emoplotbunny: I’m just concerned that someday you’ll give the entire clan AIDs.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: SHARING IS CARING! XD
Emoplotbunny: Again, I rest my case.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: Pfft, stupid know-it-all.
Creepy_Starsoul: Uhm….maybe it’s time you went and slept with that rock Jayfeather was talking about, Daisy.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: Oh, come on? Who would be desperate enough to fall for an inanimate object!? That would be…
Emoplotbunny: SHUT UP. NOW.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: Well, you don’t have to get all defensive!
Emoplotbunny: I’M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Please, Daisy, I am TRYING to chat with my friends!
Pointless_Mary-Sue: OK, but just so you know….
If you were a stick-lover,
That’d be ok!
Because hey!
We’d like you anyways!
Emoplotbunny: SHUT. UP. NOW.
Creepy_Starsoul: Seriously, Daisy, who would actually be dumb enough to sleep with a stick!?
FangirlFodder72: Yeah, even I’M not that stupid. Btw, why is Firestar being so quiet!? And what happened to Scourge?
SpartanScourgeBlood: WHO DARES TO SPEAK MY NAME!?! WHO DARES!?!
FangirlFodder72: Did he always talk like this, Firestar?
EPICFIRE345: Pretty much.
SpartanScourgeBlood: DIE, FOOLISH WINDCLAN WARRIOR!!!!
EPICFIRE345: *sighs* Maybe I should just go and escape this madness.
SpartanScourgeBlood: THIS IS NOT MADNESS!!!! THIS….IS…
Emoplotbunny: Oh great Starclan….he’s actually going to say it, isn’t he.
FangirlFodder72: I’m afraid so.
SpartanScourgeBlood: WAAAARRRRIIIOOORRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EPICFIRE345: Well, I’ve certainly learned a lot today….

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Creepy_Starsoul: That was interesting…. XD Oh well. Better go, everyone.
FangirlFodder72: Yeah, me too. Ya know, people to see, she-cats to seduce.
Pointless_Mary-Sue: Uh….I DON’T WANNA BE LEFT ALONE WITH JAYFEATHER.

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Emoplotbunny: Whew, that was a close one.

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WoodenShippingsLover: Hey there, hot stuff. What’s up?
Emoplotbunny: Not much, sweetie. The whole clan almost found out about us, though.
WoodenShippingsLover: Ooh, that would’ve been a bummer. It’s a pity all your clanmates are so close-minded about people like you.
Emoplotbunny: Yeah. So how does dinner sound tonight?
WoodenShippingsLover: Usual time?
Emoplotbunny: Yup.
WoodenShippingsLover: Sure thing. See you then XOXOXO.

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